Joe Rogan Quotes :
1.” That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. “
– Joe Rogan
2.” I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you’re sparring or drilling techniques, you can’t think of anything else. ”
– Joe Rogan
3.” If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. ”
4.” What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt. ”
– Joe Rogan
5.” I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion. “
– Joe Rogan
6.” The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. ”
– Joe Rogan
7.” When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago. ”
– Joe Rogan
8.” Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith – and that nothing has to be proven. ”
– Joe Rogan
9.” Reality really is theater. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. ”
– Joe Rogan
10.” Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”
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11.” But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them. ”
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12.” Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that’s why everybody loved him so much. ”
– Joe Rogan
13.” The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. ”
– Joe Rogan
14.” The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. ”
– Joe Rogan
15.” I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. “
– Joe Rogan
16.” It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. ”
– Joe Rogan
17.” I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. ”
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18.” When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. ”
– Joe Rogan
19.” Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It’s a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box… but in an actual physical fight against someone who’s just a wrestler, you’re going to get killed. ”
– Joe Rogan
20.” I had a sense of who I was before I got famous. “
– Joe Rogan
21.” I really feel like it’s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. ”
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22.” After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird. ”
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23.” Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title. ”
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24.” I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. ”
– Joe Rogan
25.” Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken. “
– Joe Rogan
26.” It never hurt Lenny Bruce’s career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in. ”
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27.” I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. ”
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28.” To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me. ”
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29.” So many times I’ve done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I’ve got this new tagline that’s killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that’s just the process of comedy. ”
– Joe Rogan
30.” I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. “
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31.” Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie. ”
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32.” If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. ”
– Joe Rogan
33.” Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired. ”
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34.” The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion. ”
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35.” One of the most fascinating lessons I’ve absorbed about life is that the struggle is good. “
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36.” Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid. ”
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37.” I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you. ”
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38.” The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it. ”
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39.” To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die. ”
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40.” By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful. “
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41.” The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout. ”
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42.” The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. ”
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43.” Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I’ve ever had in my life. ”
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44.” There’s a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it’s boxing or wrestling, or whatever. ”
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45.” We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life. “
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46.” Teaching someone that doesn’t know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted. ”
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47.” Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. ”
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48.” This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. ”
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49.” The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind. ”
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50.” Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you. “
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51.” I want to make sure that everything that I’m creating, I’m creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that’s the reward that you get for that. ”
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52.” You’re just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what’s good about it. ”
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53.” One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It’s the way Boston was in the ’80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that’s HUGE. ”
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54.” When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men. ”
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55.” Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs. “
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56.” People are scared man, they’re scared of the void. ”
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57.” Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer. ”
– Joe Rogan
58.” The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers. ”
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59.” You could smell my ass from mars. ”
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60.” I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. “
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61.” On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I’ve had both knees reconstructed.”
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62.” If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake. ”
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63.” It’s impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that’s required to be an elite wrestler. ”
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64.” I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. ”
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65.” So many times I’ve done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I’ve got this new tagline that’s killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that’s just the process of comedy. “
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66.” If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there. ”
– Joe Rogan
67.” A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense. ”
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68.” No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend. ”
– Joe Rogan
69.” The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way. ”
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70.” It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people. “
– Joe Rogan
71.” I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around. ”
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72.” Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get. ”
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73.” People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.”
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74.” You don’t want to just be a consumer, you want to be a participant. ”
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75.” Imagine being a poor person and you find out that the Queen who literally does nothing is making 100 million dollars in a year. “
– Joe Rogan